Posted on: September 29, 2011 3:52 pm

NFL all-injury team

QB – Chad Pennington
QB – Matthew Stafford
HB – Priest Holmes
HB – Fragile Fred Taylor
FB – John Ritchie (always bleeding)
WR – Anthony Gonzalez
WR – Danario Alexander
WR – Javon Walker
TE – Todd Heap
TE – Jeremy Shockey (yahoo sports once updated his injury status by calling him a “constipated geriatric”)
LT – Orlando Pace, the later years
LG – Robert Gallery
C – Mike Webster (declared legally handicapped while still playing for the Chiefs)
RG – Mike Utley (3 major injuries before breaking his neck)
RT – Erik Williams
DE – John Abraham
DE – Steve Emtman
DT – Tommie Harris
DT – Bryant Young
OLB – Peter Bowlware
OLB – Ernie Sims
MLB – Brian Urlacher
CB – Terrance Newman
CB – Marlin Jackson
FS – Mike Brown
SS – Bob Sanders
K – Bill Gramatica
P – Daniel Sepulveda
KR – Jerious Norwood
LS – Greg Warren (the only injury that ever made me ill watching it – Warren is walking off the field under his own power, and his leg goes SIDEWAYS at the knee.  Gross!)

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