Tag:shutup stupid
Posted on: October 18, 2012 10:06 am
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Elected officials

Remember dummies, your not just voting for the President.  There are 26 other elected officials (at least for me, your results may vary) - plus referendums

  1. President
  2. Governor
  3. Lieutenant Governor
  4. Auditor General
  5. Attorney General
  6. State Treasurer
  7. Senate
  8. House of Representatives
  9. County Executive
  10. County Controller
  11. County Treasurer
  12. County Council
  13. County Sheriff
  14. Mayor
  15. City Council
  16. Controller
  17. School Board
  18. Sheriff
  19. Constable
  20. State Supreme Court
  21. State Superior Court
  22. State Commonwealth Court
  23. CountyJudge
  24. District Magistrate
  25. District Attorney
  26. Ward Chair (primary only)
  27. Random referendums
Posted on: October 4, 2011 9:59 am
Edited on: January 30, 2012 11:14 am
 

Stupid stuff I hear from broadcasters

This will be a running tally of stupid shit broadcasters say

- "I love to see big bodies banging" - John Gruden
- "Michael Vick is terrible" - Bill Cowher
- "BLUBBLUBLUBLUB HUBBIDA HAHAHAHA BLUBBLUB BLUB!!!!!" - Shannon Sharpe
- "Auburn is 8-0 when both Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown rush for 100 yards" - Auburn was 11-0 at the time, making this the most useless statistic I've ever heard
- "If there was a vote in Minnesota right now, he'd get all ten thousand votes.  One for each lake" - Al Michaels during Christian Ponder's debut
- "Now he'd only get ninety six hundred votes" - Al Michaels after Christian Ponder's first incompletion
- "They need to get Reggie Bush in space?!?  Reggie Bush needs to get himself in space!  You're in space!!!!  Outer space!" - John Gruden freaking out on Ron Jaworski
- "Watch him squirt through the hole... and unLOAD!" - John Gruden, being gay over Maurice Jones-Drew
- "The running back is really important in this offense because they put a lot of pressure on him to run" - Phil Simms
- "I fell in love with this guy" - Brian Billick being gay over Patrick Peterson
- LSU quarterback throws the ball 30 yards to an LSU receiver for a completion - "and its.... INTERCEPTED!!!!" - Verne Lundquist
- "I like James Starks because he's a guy who can come in and make things happen" - Kordell Stewart talking about an uncoming Packers Lions game.  James Starks had already been ruled out with a knee sprain
- "Joe Flacco is as mobile as any quarterback in the league right now" - Chirs Collinsworth
- Brent Musberger on Joe Paterno:  "Noone, other than the kids who were molested, felt worse about it than he did" 
- "In the last 10 years, UConn and Pitt are tied with 6 Big East Championships a piece"

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